Where's Dave-O?

We've played where's Dave-O several times this year. And, with remarkable consistency, no one's ever reported seeing Dave in the district. He hasn't been spotted at any parades, fairs, or other community events that he didn't stage. That leads us to ask why? Is Dave so arrogant that he thinks we won't notice if he never shows up in his district at any situation he can't control? Is he taking this election for granted? Is he on another all-expenses paid vacation courtesy a special interest group? Is he at one of his homes NOT in Wisconsin? Does he have some health problem that makes him unable to travel the district? What is it?

Someone help us.